GET IN ON THIS

I’ve decided to start one of these Ponzo Schemes I’ve been hearing about, and I need investors. I don’t quite see why more people don’t get in on these more often… seems like easy money to me!

Let me know if you are interested in investing, or want to come on the payroll as an adviser. I’m guaranteeing returns of at least 8%, probably more.

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Brendan Huffman

My wife is talented; look at her arts

Bridget spends a good deal of time making things with her hands. She is very talented, creative, hard-working, and really an all-around good artist. She has her Papa's willpower and drive to make neat things. (She has her Mom's sweetness, she just doesn't show it out in public much.)

She is a general craftworker with many skills. Lately she has been making baby clothes and other baby-related things. I think they are fantastic so I cataloged them with my camera and uploaded the images to Flickter.

I am proud of her and think she is so talented! Take a look at all of her stuff so far HERE.

Nothing

Waiting for the next thing to happen, everyone. Stay tuned.

Removed!

Well, it happened, they kicked us off their stinkin' show. Here Come the Newlyweds, that is. Huffmans. Brendan and Bridget Huffman. Brendan Huffman. Bridget Huffman. Brendan. Bridget.

We made it halfway, which is barely acceptable to me, but just acceptable enough that I won't write angry letters to the network, producers, cast, and crew. I thought we came off pretty well on TV, but I would say that they didn't include some of the many sweet moments Bridget had, in order to make her seem even more of a hot pepper.

And man, some of my zingers that I was hoping would make the cut did not. Like "whoops-a-daaaaaaaaisy!" Haha, just ask me about that someday, maybe I'll tell you. It was hilarious.

Being on reality TV was the beginning of a dream that we intend to pursue for the foreseeable future. We plan on flying to Vegas to try out for Wheel of Fortune--got the plane tickets and everything. And there are many calls for actors and models on Craigslist, like, 50 a day! That we are vigorously responding to. Nothing yet.

Oh well, keep watching Here Come the Newlyweds, if you still care!

Salt Pepper Ketchup episode 8

Insider info on life as a reality TV star

In a comment on the previous post, Jason AKA Scattershot expressed interest in some insider-level content, opining that readers would be interested in knowing more about me now, and what it is like being disliked by the majority of viewers America’s hottest reality TV star. Well, I have to say, it’s pretty awesome.

Yesterday, Bridget and I were walking through the Gallery mall on Market St. in Philly, and we reveled in our secret knowledge that if anyone in there had watched Here Come the Newlyweds, we would be instantly recognized and lauded for our hardware-store-can’t-say-the-word-to-describe-the-item game skills. Excited celebrity spotters may have even repeated back one of our snappy catchphrases, such as “we’re just a rock and roll couple, we say what we want” or the ever-popular “last time my butt saw that much action, well... I spent some time in prison.” The T-shirt graffitoists at the mall would surely enjoy airbrushing one of those gems onto an oversized T.

Friends and family have been clamoring for our attention as well. All of a sudden we’re being invited to second cousins’ funerals, warehouse groundbreaking ceremonies, and even pool parties! It’s like, we want to get to know you better and share our lives with you, but are you just taking advantage of our newfound fame, trying to make yourself look like a big shot? We might start charging a base appearance fee. We’ll see.

And here’s what you’ve all been waiting for. The dirt. Who likes who, who said what to whom, who thinks who is a nugget snatcher. Well, I’m not going to name specific names, but there is DRAMA going on, even now, even though filming has wrapped. It’s so intense. Like, after Monday’s episode, XXXX called XXXX “big-butt hands” on Facebook. And it seems like maybe the XXXXs are having some relationship issues. And we have some babies on the way! It’s just really wild, and I can’t believe you don’t know what’s going on. It must kill you to be on the outside.

Pat Bullard has actually had to step in a few times to smooth things out between some couples. He's still in charge of looking after us, even though we're not living in his house anymore. He had to scramble to break up a fight that was brewing, apparently two husbands had decided they needed to settle something in a manly fashion, and were going to meet halfway to punch each other. Pat ironed it out right before they bought their plane tickets.

But, I will say that it looks like the Iengs and the Huffmans will be bruncheoning this weekend somewhere in Philly. Ok I’ll give you a hint… it’s in No Libs. I can only imagine the media circus this is going to create.

Here I am

Posting has been light. That's because I haven't thought of anything mind-blowing or super-intense recently, which is the bar for all posts here at Laser Blade. They're that good.

I'm deciding

that I think Arthur Kade is making a fantastic media performance.

THE ARTHUR KADE PROJECT

The article above from Philly Mag does a good job of explaining the whole deal. Sort of, he is a guy who is publicly blogging about his "Journey" to become a leading male actor in Hollywood and all that. His website where all the silliness happens is HERE. By linking to his site I am not becoming a cog in the entity that is Arthur Kade.

You'll find some wild stuff there. Make sure to read the comments, they are an integral part of the experience.

Philebrity and Gawker have stuff on this too, go there to check if you care. I don't feel like linking to them.

Skyline

Skyline from Jesse's and Natalie's, originally uploaded by brendan2026.